Depending on how old you are, knock knock jokes are either the funniest thing since sliced bread or they reside just below puns on the funny scale. Luckily, the knock knock jokes on this list are for kids, the only people that should be telling them. Whether you want your kid to grow up to the next Louis CK (he got his start with knock knock jokes right?) or if you’re just trying to pass the time on a long car ride, this list of children’s knock knock jokes is sure to get you where you’re going.
Some of the knock knock jokes on this list are classics, but there are a few that no one has ever even heard of. For anyone with children (or even little brothers or sisters), you have an excuse to go wild with these cute knock knock jokes. The cheese factor on these jokes is pretty high, so if you’re going to try out these jokes with anyone over the age of 12, get ready for a heavy dose of eye rolling. But if your audience is the right age, or just young at heart, then these cute knock knock jokes for children may be just the thing you need to win over a tough crowd.
Vote on your favorite knock knock joke, and if you have kids then teach them a few at a time (or all 25 at once if you think they can handle it).
Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids,
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Yukon----Yukon Who?
Yukon say that again!
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Figs----Figs Who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Woo----Woo Who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Who----Who Who?
Is there an owl in there?
Knock, Knock----Who's there?----Hawaii----Hawaii Who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Tank----Tank Who?
You're welcome!
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Lettuce----Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out!
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Leaf----Leaf Who?
Leaf me alone!
Knock, knock----Who's There?----Nobel----Nobel Who?
No bell, that's why I knocked!
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Ashe----Ashe Who?
Bless you!