Being a teenager is, like, so totally the worst. Right? You’ve got parents breathing down your neck, teachers throwing homework at you all day, and the horrific tyranny of dating. If there was any group of people that needed to have jokes made just for them, it’s teens. Remember what it was like to be growing into your bodies and fighting off acne at ever turn while trying to hold down a crummy job just so you could afford gas to drive around aimlessly with your friends? It wasn’t fun, but if you had someone in your lives like us to crack a few jokes every now and then, being a gangly non-adult might not have been so rough.
Stop texting your friends for five minutes and check out this list of jokes for teenagers.
This list of the best jokes for teens covers everything from the SATs to what happens when ghost teens go to prom, and mean teachers. It really is an all-encompassing set of clean jokes for teenagers. The puns and one liners on this list are squeaky clean, so don’t worry about whether or not you can recite them to your PG pals. This list of the funniest jokes for teens will keep you out of detention. Maybe.
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The Best Jokes for Teens,
Why Do Mother Kangaroos Hate It When It Rains?
Because the kids have to play inside.
How Do You Know You Have A Teenager?
When you look at your phone bill?
How Many Teens Does It Take To Change The Toilet Roll
We don't know, it never happens.
Why Don't Ghosts Like To Go To Prom?
Because they have no body to dance with.
What Is S.C.H.O.O.L An Acronym For?
Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
What's Brown And Sticky?
A stick.
Where Does The President Keep His Armies?
In his sleevies.
Why Should You Have A Dog If You Also Have A Teenager?
So someone in the house is happy to see you.
What Do JC Penny & Teenage Boys Have In Common?
Their pants are 50% off.
What Did The Student Say When His Teacher Asked Him To Use Geometry In A Sentence?
"A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"