Sometimes the best way to break the ice in an awkward situation is to make a joke. But if you’re in a situation where you’ve only got a minute or two (like if you’re in an elevator with your boss), you don’t have time to tell an elaborate joke, that’s why you should always have a great short joke at the ready. Even if you don’t have an intimidating boss, you’ll always need to keep a hilarious short joke up your sleeve. This is a list of the funniest short jokes.
Everyone knows that the quickest way to becoming the coolest person in the room to make everyone laugh. Whether you need a joke about a nun, or a fast pun about bees, this list has you covered. If you’ve got a mind like a steel trap, try to memorize all of these for the next dinner party you’re attending. And if you aren’t invited to any parties, don’t worry, after you start throwing a few of these great short jokes around you’ll be fending off invitations like mosquitos.
Vote on the funniest short joke, and then make sure you own a nice shirt, because you’re going to be the life of the party.
The Best Short Jokes,
What Do You Call a Sleepwalking Nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
What Did The 0 Say To The 8?
Nice belt!
What Did The Zen Buddhist Say To The Hotdog Vendor?
Make me one with everything.
Why Can't You Hear A Pterodactyl In The Bathroom?
Because he has a silent pee.
What Does A Nosey Pepper Do?
Gets jalapeno business!
Why Does Snoop Dogg Carry An Umbrella?
Fo Drizzle!
Why Did The Policeman Smell Bad?
He was on duty.
How Do You Make A Tissue Dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What Did The Grape Say When He Was Pinched?
Nothing, he gave a little wine.
A Mushroom Walk Into A Bar
The bartender says "we don't serve your kind." The mushroom responds, "Why not? I'm a fungai!"