21 Photos That Will Make Your Inner Redneck Laugh

September 20, 2016, 6:55 am

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Thinking of heading down to the backwoods for your next vacation adventure? Well, if so, then don't forget to brush up on your hillbilly culture by learning a few funny tree puns and some redneck jokes that'll have you conversing like a local in no time. Here, you'll find a collection of hilarious redneck memes and white trash viral images that'll give you a crash course in how to blend in. 

Redneck puns are not only hilarious, but they also contain vast amounts of redneck wisdom with clever word play and lingo. You'll learn how to take common, everyday words and bastardize them into meaning new and exciting things. Check out this list of amusing redneck memes and vote up the ones that make you crack a smile. 

21 Photos That Will Make Your Inner Redneck Laugh,

The Fruits Of A Fancy Fishin' Trip

Redneck Truck Customization

Never Judge A Car By Its Cover

The Wooing Words Of A Repentant Redneck Man

The Busy Life Of A Workin' Man

Allow This Man A Moment To Stroke His Non-Existent Chin

Redneck Horticulture

Can You Use That In A Sentence?

Redneck Medical Ingenuity At Its Best

Redneck Style Regrets

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The Funniest Dentist Jokes

April 29, 2015, 11:07 am

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The dentist jokes and puns on this list aren't just funny, they’re the tooth! If you like that, there are plenty more dental jokes here to make you smile. The best thing about all this dental humor is that it can soothe any worries about visiting the dentist. Nothing is scary when you can joke about it. Just don’t say any of these hilarious jokes to a dentist’s face. You don’t want them coming after you with their drill because of a dentist pun.

We don’t know about you, but we absolutely hate going to the dentist and studies show that most Americans agree. Sorry, dentists, but we don’t have any fun in your waiting rooms or your fancy chairs. Most dentists are probably nice people who just want to clean the teeth of the world, but that doesn’t make a visit to the dentist's office any less nerve-racking. This list of dentist jokes takes the edge off, though. Maybe our view on orthodontists has softened now that we’ve laughed out heads off at these dentist puns.

Why don’t you read this list of dentist humor and let us know if it changes your mind about visiting the dentist? Vote up the funniest jokes about dentists, and if you have a new dentist joke that we don’t know, fill us in on it in the comments!
The Funniest Dentist Jokes,

Who Has the Most Dangerous Job in Transylvania?
Dracula's dentist.

What Happens When You Get a Gold Tooth?
You put your money where your mouth is. 
What Does the Dentist of the Year Receive?
A little plaque. 
What Game Did the Dentist Play When She Was a Child?
Caps and robbers.


What Is a Dentist's Office?
A filling station.
What Do You Call a Dentist in the Army?
A drill sergeant.

How Did the Dentist Become a Brain Surgeon?
Their drill slipped.

What Do Dentists Call X-Rays?
Tooth pics!

What Did the Dentist Say to the Golfer?
"You have a hole in one."
What's the Difference Between a Dentist and a Sadist?
A dentist has newer magazines!

Adult Jokes You Never Noticed in Finding Nemo

June 7, 2016, 9:48 am

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Disney's Finding Nemo is an all-time classic from 2003. You might remember this animated treasure for a number of reasons, from Dory’s silliness to the seagulls yelling “MINE,” but there are other things you might not recall. Within this super-successful film are some things you may not be privy to. It’s known that there are dirty jokes in Pixar movies from time to time, so let’s search for the adult humor in Finding Nemo like they’re the abducted fish himself.

It's not necessarily that there are a lot of dirty jokes in Pixar movies. It's just that Pixar is really good at creating animated films that both adults and children can enjoy, and that means throwing in some jokes that only adults will appreciate. This list takes you through all the adult jokes in Finding Nemo. Vote up the most surprising ones you never noticed before.
Adult Jokes You Never Noticed in Finding Nemo,

There's No Modesty in a Fish Tank
In one scene, when the fish tank is being scanned by the AquaScum 2003, Gurgle quickly covers his crotch area.
Alcoholics Anonymous for Sharks
In Finding Nemo, there’s a Fishaholics meeting  – a place where sharks gather to get over their addiction to eating fish. It’s obviously a nod to Alcoholics Anonymous. Dory and Marlin goof around, resulting in Dory releasing a little blood. Bruce smells it, making him immediately, aggressively crave fish. His fellow sharks even yell “Intervention!” sensing the potential relapse.
Even Seagulls Have Standards
After unsuccessfully chasing Marlin and Dory, Bruce tosses a torpedo into some old mines, which creates an underwater explosion. We cut to two pelicans peacefully sitting atop the surface of the ocean as bubbles rise from the blast below. One pelican thinks those bubbles are from the other farting, looking at him with disgust. He sarcastically says, “Nice,” before flying away.
The Shining, But for Children
When Bruce is at a Fishaholics Anonymous meeting, he loses control of his longing for fish, chasing after Marlin and Dory until he gets stuck in between a jammed door and yells, “Here’s Brucey!” It’s certainly a nod to horror classic The Shining, in which Jack Nicholson breaks down a door with an ax, sticking his head through it to yell, “Here’s Johnny!”
Wanna Hock a Loogie?
There’s a volcano inside of the fish tank that’s named Mount Wannahockaloogie. Split that name up and you get "wanna hock a loogie," which is a nice way of "spit."
Fish Swimming In Their Own Poop
Gill and company are concocting a plan to get Nemo out of the tank by tampering with the filter to make the tank filthy. Gurgle says of this dirty fish tank, “Don’t you people realize we’re swimming in our own-” but he’s cut off by Peach, who says, “Shh, here he comes!” The "shh" sounds a whole lot like the first part of an expletive that Gurgle was probably about to say.
Pearl Pees Herself
When Nemo gets dropped off, his friend pretends to push Pearl over the edge of a cliff, scaring her so bad that she releases a cloud of black ink – à la a frightened person urinating on themselves.

The Best Cow Jokes

April 29, 2015, 9:12 am

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In a world of towering indecision, a plethora of decisions, and as many opinions as there are people, there’s one opinion that that is unwavering - Cows are super cute! so in honor, well, cows... here's some funny cow jokes! You know, jokes about cows.

You’re looking at a genuine list of the funniest cow jokes known to man. These are the best jokes about cows, calves, and bulls, all for your entertainment. Don’t let this list curdle, read it right now before someone comes by and tips your computer over (which is a very real thing that could definitely happen). You don't want to be the last one to hear these super funny cow jokes. Sit back and relax with a cold glass of your favorite milk, and get mooooooved by this list of the funniest cow jokes.

Vote on your favorite joke about cows!
The Best Cow Jokes,

Why Did The Cow Cross The Road?
To get to the udder side. 
What Do You Call A Cow You Can't See?
Camooflauged. 
What Do Cows Get When They're Sick?
Hay fever!
WHy Does A Milking Stool Only Have 3 Legs?
Because the cow has the utter. 


Where Do Cows Go For Lunch?
The calf-eteria. 
Why Don't Cows Have Any Money?
Because farmers milk them dry 
What Did The Mama Cow Say To The Baby Cow?
It's pasture bedtime. 
Why Did The Blonde Buy A Brown Cow?
To get chocolate milk. 


What Do You Get When You Cross An Angry Sheep And A Moody Cow?
An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood. 


What Do You Call A Sleeping Bull?
A bulldozer

Peter Capaldi's Best One Liners on Doctor Who

February 4, 2016, 8:37 am

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As the twelfth doctor, Peter Capaldi is more brusque and curmudgeonly than his predecessors, yet still endearing in his own distinctly Doctor Who way. Capaldi and erstwhile sidekick Jenna Coleman (Clara Oswald) play off of each other well, with Clara being the heart and the Doctor as the frazzled braniac. He's impatient and sometimes downright nasty, with a penchant for telling it like it is, providing some of the most memorable lines of the series.

This is a compilation of his most quotable moments delivered in his straight-to-the-point fashion. Vote up your favorite lines from Peter Capaldi's as the Twelfth Doctor. And don't forget your sonic screwdriver!

Peter Capaldi's Best One Liners on Doctor Who,

On Why You Can't Trust Hugs

When you put it that way...
On His Eyebrows

I guess you could say his eyebrows are to him what bow ties were to Matt Smith.
On What It Means to Be Scottish

 No one else can complain about it though.
That One Time He Referenced Another Dr. Who Line

I see what you did there.
On Difficult Choices

Welcome to adulthood.
On How Much He Cares for Clara

The man does have two hearts after all.
On Clara's Role

Truth be told.
On How He's Rarely Wrong

He's not wrong about rarely being wrong.
On Having an Open Mind

Use this next time someone suggests you have an open mind.
On Alien (the Movie)

Spoken like a true extra-terrestrial.

The Best Horse Jokes

April 29, 2015, 9:49 am

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Like hay, jokes are for horses. Maybe that’s a bit of a stretch to get you to read this list of the funniest jokes about the world's favorite four legged racing animals (sorry, ferrets). Every young girl dreams of owning a horse, and every young boy dreams of riding into the sunset on his trusty steed with a six shooter by his side. Blanket statement. Whatever, these are the funniest horse jokes.

Whether you prefer ponies, donkeys, or full blown race horses, there’s a joke on this list of horse humor for you. And if you’re not a horse person – then what are you doing reading this? If you’re really dedicated to your horse hate why not work on an alternate list of mean horse jokes and send it to somebody via Pony Express? For everyone else, this list of funny horse jokes is a great way to start your ride through the prairie, or to settle down after a long day of ropin’ dogies and geddyin’ up. Pull up a bale of hay, and maybe even some oats dig in to this list of the 25 funniest horse jokes.

Vote on your favorite good joke or pun about horses!
The Best Horse Jokes,

What Type Of Computer Does A Horse Like To Eat?
A Macintosh 
Did You Hear About The Horse With The Negative Attitude?
She always said Neigh 
What Do You Call A Baby Donkey?
A burrito!
What Is The Best Type Of Story To Tell A Runaway Horse?
A tale of WHOA! 


Where Do Horses Go When They're Sick?
The horsepital! 
What Do You Call a Horse Wearing Venetian Blinds?
A zebra!
What Do Race Horses Eat?
Fast Food
What Did The Waiter Say To The Horse?
I can't take your order. That's not my stable. 
What's The Quickest Way To Mail A Little Horse?
Use the Pony Express. 


What Did One Horse Say To The Other Horse?
The pace is familiar but I can't remember the mane.