Infamous comedienne Joan Rivers died on September 4, 2014. Her daughter, Melissa, announced Joan Rivers's cause of death, the result of complications due to surgery. “It is with great sadness that I announce the death of my mother, Joan Rivers,” Melissa said in a statement. “She passed peacefully at 1:17 p.m. surrounded by family and close friends. My son and I would like to thank the doctors, nurses, and staff of Mount Sinai Hospital for the amazing care they provided for my mother. Cooper and I have found ourselves humbled by the outpouring of love, support, and prayers we have received from around the world. They have been heard and appreciated. My mother’s greatest joy in life was to make people laugh. Although that is difficult to do right now, I know her final wish would be that we return to laughing soon.” How did Joan Rivers die? She went while still riding a wave of popularity and making people laugh. R.I.P.
In the spirit of remembering Joan Rivers, here are a handful of her greatest one-liners and quotes.
Joan Rivers's Greatest Quotes, Jokes, and One-Liners,
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
I was so ugly that my parents sent my picture to 'ripley’s believe it or not' -- they sent it back and said, “we don’t believe it.”
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to tupperware.
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.
My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, “pick up, I know you’re there.”
I don't excercise. If god had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.