List of Fat Jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at Fat Jokes from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes about Fat Jokes are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach to the subject of Fat Jokes, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.
The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites!
Fat Jokes,
Last Christmas
Yo Mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Japan
Yo Mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling, "Godzilla Godzilla!"
Lipstick
Yo Mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo Mama
She got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo Mama so fat
She wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!
Yo Mama
Once she jumped in the water, everone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!"
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
Weighing
If weight is a number, then mine is unlisted.
Diet
A fat lady says to Big Bertha, "I have had it with dieting... I lost two pounds last week and nobody noticed."
Fat lady is lying on the beach
A lifeguard approaches her and says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?" The obese lady replies, "Why? What's wrong?" Well you see, says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty late, and the tide wants to come in!"