No studio has a hold on the world's heart quite like Pixar. The company has mastered the art of manipulation, putting cute characters in heart-wrenching situations in order to toy with our emotions. Although they seem like they're mainly for kids, there's a ton of adult jokes in Pixar movies to appeal to the older audience members.
This is a list of dirty jokes in Pixar movies that you never noticed. A lot of these go beyond Pixar Easter eggs; they suggest something far dirtier and naughtier. Vote up the ones that broke your brain the most.
Adult Jokes You Never Noticed in Pixar Movies,
Cars - Lightening McQueen Gets an Eyeful
Being a total superstar certainly comes with some perks. There's a scene in Cars where Mia and Tia roll up to Lightning and quickly flash their headlights at him. The scene is played like this is the equivalent of girls flashing guys their chest. Keep your headlights off, girls!
A Bug's Life - The Drunk Mosquito
Kids watching the film might not understand completely what being drunk entails, but A Bug's Life is happy to show what happens when a mosquito drinks too much blood. At the bar, one of the mosquitoes orders a Bloody Mary, proceeds to drink it all until he's fat, and then passes out.
A Bug's Life - Getting Down and Dirty with a Real Bug
Mistaking the ladybug Francis for a girl, one of the flies yells out to the easily angered insect, "Hey, cutie! Wanna pollinate with a real bug?" In real life, bugs pollinating is a natural part of life. In a Pixar movie, it sounds incredibly dirty.
Toy Story - Mr. Potato Head Accuses Woody of Ass-Kissing
When Slinky defends Woody, the lovable Mr. Potato Head removes his lips and makes them kiss his butt. Kids might not understand the reference, but it's a gesture all too familiar for adults. If only we all had detachable lips so we could easily signify when someone is a butt-kisser, but alas, we must leave it to Mr. Potato Head.
Cars - 'Gettin' Cozy at the Cozy Cone Is We?'
There's nothing hotter than some car-on-car love. When Lightning tells Mater that Sally is letting him stay at the motel, Mater responds by asking if the two are going to get cozy later that night. To be honest, car sex is probably the most awkward type of sex.
Finding Nemo - 'One Tentacle Is Shorter Than the Rest'
Male octopi have one tentacle that is slightly shorter than the rest. That's because it's actually their penis. In Finding Nemo, Pearl mentions that one of her tentacles is shorter than the rest, and even though she's a girl, it still reads as a d*ck joke.
Toy Story 2 - Buzz's 'Excited' Reaction to Seeing Jessie
If there were ever two toys made for each other, Jessie and Buzz Lightyear would be them. Their romance is hinted at in Toy Story 2 when Buzz witnesses Jessie letting Buster out of Andy's room. He watches the cowgirl spring into action, and in response, his wings spring erect.
Toy Story 3 - 'Nice Ascot'
It's like Ken and Barbie were made for each other or something. When the two first met in Toy Story 3, they couldn't help but compliment each other. Barbie appropriately said, "Nice as... cot." Yes, nice as... cot indeed.
Toy Story - The Hooker Doll
Sometimes a sight gag can go a long way and force adults to make connections that kids otherwise would miss. In Toy Story, the sadistic Sid has a doll that's just a pair of really long, naked Barbie legs attached to a fishing pole, complete with hook and line. It's easy to see why people think this is a representation of a hooker.
Toy Story 3 - 'No One Takes My Wife's Mouth But Me!'
In what has become an infamous line, Mr. Potato Head boldly exclaims to Lotso, "No one takes my wife's mouth but me!" after the evil bear literally takes Mrs. Potato Head's mouth. The awkward wording has lead many to believe this was an intentional dirty joke regarding oral sex.