If you're like me, then you love a silly pun. And what better place to find funny jokes than on popsicle sticks? I know I've made my fair share of trips to the super market just to buy some in hopes of discovering a new joke. Popsicle stick jokes are sure to make you laugh, all while you're enjoying a delicious treat. These are the absolute best popsicle jokes out there. One might even say that is the definitive collection of popsicle stick jokes. Looking for a great laugh? You've come to the right place.
The Funniest Popsicle Stick Jokes Ever,
What's The Best Side Of The House To Put The Porch On?
The outside.
How Many Apples Grow On A Tree?
All of them.
What Can You Steal And Not Get In Trouble?
2nd Base.
What Does One Iceicle Say To The Other Iceicle Before Leaving?
Bye-cycle (Bicycle)
Why Do Owls Always Get Invited To Bird Parties?
They're such a hoot.
What Did The Hot Dog Say After The Race?
I'm the wiener.
What Did Mr. And Mrs. Hamburger Name Their Daughter?
Patty.
What Kind Of Band Plays Snappy Music?
A Rubber Band.
What's The Hardest Thing About Learning To Ride A Bike?
The Pavement.
Where Do Spaghetti And Sauce Go To Dance?
The Meat Ball