Avast ye scurvy currs and walk the plank! But not before ye be readin’ this list of the funny pirate jokes from the across the seven seas of the Internet. The pirate jokes on this list are fun for the most dreaded of pirates and lily livered land lubbers alike (try saying that three times fast), so don’t ye worry if you’ve never set foot on a boat (or if you’ve only been on a schooner), you’ll be laughin’ all the way to Davy Jones’ Locker! If ye can read, start scrolling down and vote on any silly pirate joke that makes you go "har harrr haaarrghhh!"
YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF FUN! Before you try out any of these jokes on the old salts you know, you’ll want to batten down the hatches because the laughter from your buccaneer buddies will start a typhoon that’ll scuttle your ship down to the briny deep. If ye be ready for some hilarious pirate jokes, weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen, then let’s get three sheets to the wind on laughter. Enjoy these pirate jokes, because if there isnt' any laughter from up in the crow’s nest about these hilarious pirate jokes there'll be a hangin' from the yard arm.
The Best Pirate Jokes,
What Do Pirates And Pimps Have In Common?
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!
What Do Pirates Use Telephones For?
Booty calls!
What Is Captain Hook's Favorite Store?
The second hand store.
What Did The Pirate Say When His Wooden Leg Got Stuck In The Freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
What's A Horny Pirate's Worst Nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty!
Why Does It Take Pirates So Long To Learn The Alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C.
Why Don't Pirates Go To Strip Clubs?
They already have all the booty!
Why Is Pirating Addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
How Does A Pirate Clean His House?
He has a yAAAAARRRRRd sale!
How Do Pirates Know They're Pirates?
They think, therefore they AAAARRRRRRR!!!!!