Between the three Toy Story movies that have been released, there were more than a few adult jokes you may have missed. It’s not unusual for kid’s films to contain some humor for the grown-ups who may be forced to watch along with their children, so this type of thing should be expected. Let’s take a look back at some adult jokes in Toy Story, whether they were made in 1995 or 2010.
Toy Story is one of Disney/Pixar's most popular and profitable properties, probably because it contains a lot of humor for both children and adults. This list focuses on the adult side of things. Vote up the best jokes you never realized were in Toy Story.
Adult Jokes You May Have Missed Throughout Toy Story,
You Know What Big Wings Mean
When Buster needs to get out of the room, Jessie hops on a toy car and rides it like a skateboard, launching herself on the door handle to help Buster escape. A wide-eyed Buzz is clearly awestruck and his wings shoot up, fully erect.
Hide Your Shame
In one scene, Woody hops on Bullseye and tells him to “Run like the wind!” Bullseye leaps to get started and Woody falls off, leaving Bullseye standing on his hind legs, nether region fully exposed. He realizes this and covers his crotch, while smiling at the viewers and shyly tiptoeing off screen.
A Gentleman's Intermission
The Barbies at Al’s Toy Barn draw a lot of attention from the other toys, who are obviously attracted to them. When Mr. Potato Head later finds himself next to Tour Guide Barbie, he repeats to himself, “I’m a married spud, I’m a married spud…”
Who Wears Ascots in the 21st Century?
In a scene at Sunnyside Daycare, Barbie and Ken meet and are immediately attracted to each other. So much so that she tells him he has a “nice ascot,” which surely intentionally teeters on sounding like “nice ass.”
Just Some Scatological Humor, NBD
In Toy Story 3, Mr. Potato head describes his stay in the sandbox, stating, “It was cold and dark. Nothing but sand and a couple of Lincoln Logs.” Hamm replies, “I don’t think those were Lincoln Logs,” insinuating that it was poop in the sandbox.
Bo Peep and Woody’s Night Plans
There’s a scene in which Bo Peep uses her shepherd's crook to pull Woody’s face close to hers and she flirtatiously asks, “What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?” They’re definitely going to get together and hook up later.
Buzz Is Down to Clown with Woody
When Buzz goes searching for Woody, Bo Peep tells him to give Woody a kiss when he finds him. Buzz responds, “Alright, but I don’t think it’ll mean the same coming from me.”
Woody Doesn't Want to Corrupt the Young Toys
When Buzz first comes on the scene, the other toys are super impressed by him, and when Woody is searching for a way to describe him, Buzz offers assistance, saying, “I think the word you’re searching for is ‘Space Ranger.’” Woody replies, “The word I’m searching for I can’t say because there’s preschool toys present.”
Mr. Potato Head Does Not Appreciate Suck-Ups
In one scene, Slinky comes to Woody’s defense and Mr. Potato Head mockingly removes his lips and presses them against his butt, insinuating that Slinky is kissing Woody’s butt.
Hook 'Er
Remember Sid’s toy that was a pair of Barbie legs with a fishing rod attached? Well, that was a hooker. It wasn’t even hidden, you just likely didn’t’ know what a hooker was at that age.