A list of funny winter jokes! Winter truly is the most wonderful time of the year. A time when it’s perfectly acceptable to bundle up in a pea coat with a fifty-foot Doctor Who scarf and a mug of hot cider to get warm and push your way through the snow covered crowds to buy a gift for your sweetie. Anyway, these are the funniest winter jokes to warm up those funny bones.
Jingle bells, singing carolers, and a roaring fire, all of those things are the sound of winter, but more than any of those (yes, even the carolers) the sound of laughter is the best part of winter. Check out these funny winter jokes and you’ll be on board…snowboard that is. The jokes on this list are some of the funniest jokes about winter that you’ve ever heard, try any of these at your next holiday party and you’ll be the Emperor of Winter! If you’re looking for a fun way to pass the time in a winter storm, look no further, this list of winter jokes will keep you laughing all through the night.
Vote on the funniest joke about winter, and bundle up, it’s cold out there!
The Best Winter Jokes,
How Do Eskimos Make Their Beds?
With sheets of ice and snow!
What Did Frosty Call His Cow?
Eskimoo!
What's A Snowman's Favorite Breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
Why Is Getting A Job In The Winter In The Arctic So Great?
When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
Why Did The Farmer Only Wear One Boot To Town?
He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
What Do You Call A Slow Skier?
A slopepoke!
What Happened When An Icicle Landed On The Snowman's Head?
It knocked him out cold.
What Did The Snowman Say To His Customer?
Have an ice day!
What Sort Of Cakes Do Snowmen Like Best?
The kind with thick icing.
Why Don't Mountains Get Cold In The Winter?
They wear snow caps!