List of Bowling Jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at Bowling Jokes from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes about Bowling Jokes are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach to the subject of Bowling Jokes, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.
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Guttermouth
I really enjoy watching Betty White.She's old and filthy... just like my bowling ball.
Check Your Balls
I read a magazine article in the doctor's office today that said, "The finger holes in bowling balls have been found to contain substantial amounts of fecal contamination." Can you imagine someone taking a crap in those tiny little holes? Sperm I could understand, but crap???
Dreams
I used to dream of being a professional bowler, but then a sports injury - spare ribs - stopped me.
The 4 ups in Bowls
Skips must be up. Thirds must measure up. Seconds must chalk up. Leads must shut up.
Tiger Woods
I told Tiger Woods one of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball or drive in the wrong lane.
A League Of My Own
I go down on one knee. Start praying and wind up in the gutter, I call it Tebowling.
Possession of Wii
Some Florida police are in trouble for being caught on camera playing Wii Bowling during a drug raid. Nerds!
Random Thoughts 33
Never rent bowling shoes,if you wear size 15.
Bowler is Perfect, Then Dies
A Michigan man died of a heart attack moments after bowling the first perfect game of his life. To add insult to injury, the lane made his estate pay for the shoes.
Strike This From The Records?
Studies indicate that 4 out of every 10 professional bowlers
wind up in the gutter.