Though the world seems to be progressing in terms of intelligence, blonde jokes are still a thing. Why? Maybe only jealous brunettes like them, or maybe people are just awful; whatever the reason, blondes are still a slowly-moving joke target... Honestly, if you’re a human being of the flaxen-haired persuasion, or even one with a real sense of humor, you might want to stop reading right around here, because this is as good as it’s going to get. A good blonde joke is like a good slice of pizza: you can’t stop with just one. Is that the saying? Here is an entire list of our favorite blonde jokes for your delight. Vote up the funny jokes about everyone's favorite hilarious punchline, the dumb blonde.
No one knows when the first blonde joke was written, but the next 10 million were probably written very soon afterwards, either by a jealous redhead or a guy with a lot of time on his hands. Whichever the case, with such clever variety, it can be hard to pick favorite dumb blonde jokes. If you’re a blonde, and you’re still reading it either means that you have a really thick skin, or you just can’t read. Either way, soldier on at your own risk; these waters are about to get choppy. The best dumb blonde jokes await you!
Vote on your favorite blonde joke, and leave us a comment if you think you’ve got one we haven’t heard – or if you’re a blonde and you need us to explain any of these to you.
Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes,
Orange juice
Because the package said 'concentrate.'
How Do You Sink A Submarine Full Of Blondes?
Knock on the door.
What's The Difference Between A Blonde Guy And A Blonde Girl?
The blonde girl's sperm count is higher.
What Do You Call A Blonde With A Chainsaw?
Dead.
Why Can't You Tell Knock-Knock Jokes To A Blonde?
Because they answer the door.
Did You Hear About The Blonde That Threw Away Her Weight Loss Video?
She noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either.
Did You Hear About The Blonde That Put Lipstick On Her Forehead?
She wanted to make up her mind.
Two Blondes Walk Into A Bar
The brunette ducks.
How Do You Get A Blonde To Marry You?
Tell her she's pregnant.
What Do You Give A Blonde Who Has Everything?
Penicillin.