Servers, line cooks, sous chefs, bartenders, expos, and food runners: these funny restaurant jokes are for you. Whether it's a customer that walks in with a party of three 15 minutes before closing time, to a person complaining that you got their order wrong despite the fact that you wrote it down verbatim, working in the service industry seems like an endless barrage of reasons to lose faith in humanity. Cheer up, though - your shift will soon be over, your side work will soon be completed, and, if the service industry gods are good, your last customer will tip at least 18 percent.
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For real
"What's your cheapest drink?"
It IS what you ordered
Every single one of us
Keep your kids under control, people
What I actually do
Try me
The worst type of customer
Cool story bro
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