Dad jokes have a special place in society. Clean jokes are usually only OK to break out when there's a significant lull in the conversation or if you're in a giant party full of children and relatives that you despise. Either way, really funny one liner jokes can be stupidly hilarious. Here are some of the best G-rated jokes ever, for you to vote on and add to your arsenal.
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It was so cold in D.C. today...
...that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
A blind guy walks into a store ...
... and starts swinging his seeing eye dog around his head. An employee comes over and nervously asks if he can help. The blind guy replies, "No thanks. I'm just looking around."
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells."
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
My boss just texted me: "Send me one of your funny jokes!"
I texted him back: "I'm busy working. I'll send one later."
"That's hilarious," he said. "Send another one!"
Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve?
There are never any dental records.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I can't stop tripping.
How does Jesus make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
A Mexican magician says that he'll disappear on the count of three.
"Uno... dos..." POOF!
He disappears without a tres.