“What is Latvian joke?” You might be asking, hoping you’re not speaking to politburo. Latvian jokes are short examinations aimed at poking fun at the every day life of farmers and townsfolk living in a country that’s still suffering from Soviet era isolationism. Also they’re really funny. The best Latvian jokes are able to espouse the concept that living in a freezing, war torn country with very little food is basically a nightmare, and they also make all of that funny. Short Latvian jokes usually work in a reference to a potato, a rock, and the ever present politburo before ending the joke with a killer punch line. Literally, someone usually dies at the end of the funniest Latvian jokes. If you’re still not sure what Latvian jokes are, read this list of the funniest Latvian jokes while you dream about potato.
This Latvian joke list is only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Latvian jokes. After all, much of life in Latvia is a joke. Except it’s not funny and very cold. If after reading this list you decide to craft the best Lativian joke known to Eastern Europe, send it in and we’ll send you a potato for your hard work. Although, word to the wise, don’t run any of these jokes by your Latvian friends (if you have any), they might not think they’re as funny as everyone else does. Vote on your favorite Latvian joke, hopefully is actually not rock.
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Why Latvians Never Play Hot Potato?
Potato is never not silly. Also, no potato.
I Skream, You Skream, We All Skreams for Potato
Nobody here screams. Everyone ded from malnutrition.
Latvian Comedian Say "What Deal With Potato?"
Latvian crowd not laugh.
Comedian squint into darkness to see crowd. There no crowd. All die from malnourish.
Knock Knock. Who's There? Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.
I Hear Amerika Have Potato Size of Couch
What is couch?
Two Latvian Look at Clouds
One see potato.
Other see impossible dream.
Is same cloud.
One Day, Latvian Her Knock at the Door
Man as "who is?"
"Is potato man, I come around to give away free potato."
Man is very excite and open door.
Is not potato man, is secret police.
How Many Latvians is Take to Screw in Lightbulb
Only one. Obtain light bulb is hard part. You have potato?
Man Is Hungry, He Steal Bread to Feed Them
Get home, find all family have gone to Siberia!
"More bread for me," man think.
Bread have worm.
Two Latvian Look at Cloud
Whole sky is clouds.
Weather is bad.
Latvian are cold.