
Unequivocally, one of the best animals on the planet is the monkey. They’re adorable, smart, and they eat bananas, just like humans! So it shouldn’t surprise anyone that so many funny monkey jokes exist in the world. A joke about monkeys is worth a million bucks, and I'm giving them away for free. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been spending all day swinging from tree to tree, or if you were solving world hunger, the one thing that all people have in common is that they love jokes about monkeys. So gather your friends about your computer and enjoy this list of the funniest monkey jokes.
Not only are they one of the smartest animals on the planet, but they’re also one of the cutest to watch. I guess you could say they make me go bananas. And if you liked that, there are plenty more monkey puns where that came from on this list of hilarious jokes about monkeys. Vote on all of your favorite jokes about monkeys, and if you have a monkey joke for me, leave it in the comments.
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What Do You Call a Monkey with a Banana in Each Ear?
Anything you want, it can't hear you!
How Do Monkeys Get Down the Stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
What Did the Monkey Say When it Cut Off its Tail?
It won't be long now.
Where Do Monkeys Go to Drink?
To the monkey bars!
What Do You Call a Monkey that Sells Potato Chips?
A chipmunk!
What Kind of Key Opens a Banana?
A Mon-Key!
What do You Call a Monkey in a Minefield?
A baboom!
Why did the Monkey Like the Banana?
Because it had appeal!
Why Shouldn't you Get in a Fight With a Monkey?
They use gorilla warfare.
What do You Call a Baby Monkey?
A chimp off the old block.