Adult jokes and Ed, Edd n Eddy go together like peanut butter and jelly. It was one of the odder, grimier shows that's ever been on Cartoon Network, so it shouldn’t be any surprise that the animated series included no shortage of dirty jokes and innuendo over the course of 69 episodes.
Ed, Edd n Eddy may not have been as disgusting as Ren & Stimpy or as bold with the innuendo as Rocko's Modern Life, but it still provided plenty of wink-wink, nudge-nudge jokes that went over the heads of most kids watching. These are the dirty jokes on Ed, Edd n Eddy, so vote up the ones that are least appropriate for kids.
14 Times Ed, Edd n Eddy Sneaked in Dirty Adult Jokes,
Ed Humps Edd’s Leg
Ed is pretending to be a dog, dragging his butt across the ground with a bone in his mouth. Edd is on the phone when a shocked, uncomfortable look comes across his face and he says, “Please let go of my leg, Ed." The shaking motion and weird groans coming from Ed make it clear that he's dry-humping Edd's leg.
Edd Learning About the Birds and the Bees
In the episode “To Sir with Ed,” Edd reads a book called Birds, Bees, and Sweaty Palms.
Eddy Doesn't Read the Articles
Eddy is distraught when his magazines fell in the sewer, leading to the following exchange:
Eddy: My magazines are in the sewer!
Edd: Seems appropriate. You realize if your magazines are in that sewer, Eddy, they’d be totally illegible - the text smeared by the damp sludge!
Eddy: It’s the pictures that I’m worried about.
Eddy's Eternal Love of Printed Pornography
Complaining about cleaning his room and throw out all his cool stuff, Eddy whispers to Edd that he was able to save his magazines. He says it in a tone that really lets you know what type of magazines he’s referring to, just in case you couldn’t figure it out initially.
Not the Chicks You're Looking for
Get it? What else were you expecting from a magazine entitled Chicks Galore?
Dirty Mags and Dirtier Tissues
Edd and Eddy venture under the bed, where there are plenty of dirty magazines and balled-up tissues visible. As if that weren't obvious enough, Eddy says he keeps a couple of months of supplies under there.
The Sextant
Edd is talking about his astronomical instrument known as a sextant, but Ed and Eddy laugh at him, asking him to repeat it while cracking up hysterically every time it’s said.
Porn Magazines Were Important Before the Internet
When Edd suggests that Eddy read a magazine, Eddy complains that Ed hid them from him. Edd mockingly says, “Oh, you read those?”
The Inappropriate Note
If you pay close attention to the bathroom, you’ll see notes posted. One says “flush." Nothing wrong there. The other says “Walk, Don’t Run." Nothing dirty there, either. There’s even one that says “Lock Door,” which isn't dirty in the slightest. It’s the “Don’t touch yourself” one that's far, far less appropriate.
On Winter and Snow Jobs
It’s winter and snowy out, prompting Eddy to ask, “What’s winter without a snow job?” There are various interpretations of "snow job," but at least one of them is filthy.