Jokes about hipster are so passé, Or they’re cool again? It’s hard to tell with those impossibly skinny, scarf wearing, leather jacket wearing scenesters. But at least hipsters are really easy to make fun of. So, check out these funny hipster jokes. Jokes about hipsters... not jokes that hipsters tell. Well, maybe they do.
Whether they’re standing in an endless line for the perfect cup of coffee, or scavenging at a pop up shop for vintage vinyl, hipsters seem to be everywhere these days. Before you know it, hipsters are going to be moving in next door, and setting up a commune made of tree houses and raw denim. The only way to truly combat the hipster menace is to make jokes at their expense. The jokes about hipsters on this list cover everything from 180 gram vinyl, to food trucks, and chillwave.
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Why Do Hipsters Love Using The Subway?
Because it's so underground!
Why Do Hipsters Only Use The Microwave?
They don’t like conventional ovens.
Why Do Hipsters Love Ice?
Because ice was water before it was cool.
Have You Heard The New Hipster Joke?
We have it on vinyl.
How Much Did the Hipster Weigh?
An Instagram.
Why Did The Ocean Leave His Oceanside Mansion?
It was too current
How Do You Drown A Hipster?
In the mainstream.
How Many Hipsters Does It Take To Screw In An Edison Bulb?
You probably wouldn't know, it's an obscure number.
Two Hipsters Walk Into A Bar
The first did it before it was cool, and the second did it ironically.
Why Did The Hipster Burn His Tongue?
Because he ate his food before it was cool.