Physicists are a blast. For proof, find the spot in your town where all the physicists hang out, wait until they pry themselves away from their experiments, and then wait for the fun to begin! Like any other group of people, physicists have a sense of humor about their professions. Unlike other scientists, physics jokes tend to be either insanely complicated or use some sort of math. As you probably know, the problem with some smarty pants are that they’re too smart with not enough funny. Don’t worry about that today! The jokes for physics geeks on this list are not only high-brow, but they’re funny too!
The best part about the funny physics jokes on this list isn’t all the chuckles you’ll be stifling at work. It’s that you’re learning something while you’re laughing. Don’t be embarrassed if you have to look up the meaning to a punchline or two. And don’t worry - these jokes aren’t just funny in theory, but they all have practical applications. OK, so maybe our physics humor isn’t as spot on as the physics jokes on our list, but you can always wash the bad taste of our physics puns out of your eyes with the electrifying list of the best jokes for physicists.
Vote on your favorite physics joke, and then run down to your local university’s science lab to try them out. Make sure you leave us a comment to tell us how it went.
The Funniest Physics Jokes Ever,
Albert Einstein
About time too!
What Did The Male Magnet Say To The Female Magnet?
From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.
What Was The Name Of The First Satellite To Orbit The Earth?
The Moon!
Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
Why did Erwin Schrödinger, Paul Dirac and Wolfgang Pauli work in small garages?
Because they were quantum mechanics.
Why Is Electricity So Dangerous?
Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself?
An Electron And Positron Walk Into A Bar
Positron: "You're round."
Electron: "Are you sure?"
Positron: "I'm positive."
Two Theoretical Physicists Are Lost On Top Of A Mountain
Theoretical physicist No 1 pulls out a map and peruses it for a while. Then he turns to theoretical physicist No 2 and says: "Hey, I've figured it out. I know where we are."
"Where are we then?"
"Do you see that mountain over there?"
"Yes."
"Well… THAT'S where we are."
Does Light Have Mass?
Of course not. It's not even Catholic!!!
What Happens When Electrons Lose Their Energy?
They get Bohr'ed.