Everyone knows that dogs are a man’s (and woman’s!) best friend. But did you know that dogs are also the funniest little fuzzies in the animal kingdom? If you didn’t, you’ve obviously never spent a minute with a cute little puppy bark and bite – because they’re total goofs. One might say that dogs are not only our best friends, but that they’re the comedians of the animal world. So anyway, here are the funniest jokes about dogs. They're good jokes about dogs and puppies. We promise.
Vote on your favorite funny dog jokes! Dog puns!
The Best Dog Jokes,
What Do You Call A Dog That Sniffs Out New Flowers?
A bud hound!
How Did The Scottish Dog Feel When He Saw A Monster?
Terrier-fied!
What Do You Call A Frozen Dog?
A pupsicle
Why Did The Dog Cross The Road?
To get to the "barking" lot!
How Does A Dog Stop A Film?
By hitting the paws button
What Kind Of Dog Does Dracula Have?
A blood hound!
What Do You Call A Cold Dog?
A chili dog!
What Do You Call A Dog Magician?
A labracadabrador.
What Was The Dog's Favorite City?
New Yorkie!
What Do You Get When You Cross A Race Dog With A Bumble Bee?
A Greyhound Buzz.