A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was a list of jokes for Star Wars fans and it was your job to vote on which of those jokes was the funniest. Whether you’re a fan of rebel alliance puns or yo mama jokes about Emperor Palpatine, we’ve got you covered, kid. Don’t worry, this list of jokes about Star Wars isn’t a trap, we wouldn’t do that to you. Unless trap means a collection of sentences meant to make you laugh until you can’t see straight. If so, then yes this list of cute Star Wars jokes is a trap.
As our main man Yoda would say, “do or do not read this list, there is no try.” Except we REALLY want you to read this list of the funniest Star Wars jokes. We know the jokes on this list are going to make the death star in your heart turn into a celebration in Ewok village, including the weird song and dance routine. Whether you’re an old school Star Wars fan that’s still mad about what George Lucas did to your childhood, or you’re new to the Star Wars game and love every second of the hexology (even Jar Jar), there’s a joke for you on this list of the funniest jokes about Star Wars.
So use the force, or your home computation droid to vote on which one of these Star Wars jokes is the funniest. Doesn’t really matter to us, just as long as our hilarious list kept you from going to the dark side.
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How Is Duct Tape Like The Force?
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
Why Do Doctors Make The Best Jedi?
Because a Jedi must have patience.
What Star Wars Character Uses Meat As A Weapon?
Obi Wan Baloney
Why Did The Angry Jedi Cross The Road?
To get to the dark side.
What Do You Call Chewbacca When He Gets Chocolate Stuck In His Fur?
Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What Do You Call At Pirate Droid?
Argh2-D2
What Do Gungans Put Things In?
Jar Jars
What Do You Call A Jedi In Denial?
Obi-Wan Cannot Be
Where Does Princess Leia Go Shopping For Clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
What Do You Call A Potato That's Turned To The Dark Side?
Vader Tots.